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I had the Turkey Club at an upscale Hotel bar/restaurant last night. On their menu, they specifically said that the use Boar’s Head Turkey. That is bullshit. I know Boar’s Head Turkey and that WAS NOT Boar’s Head Turkey. Liars!
In fact, I didn’t even finish the sandwich. I left almost half of it on the plate. That was a first.
Plus, I got an amazingly bad stomach ache in the middle of the night. Then, in the morning…let’s just say that my body rid itself of this farce of a Turkey Sandwich.
But, not to worry I got back on the Turkey Sandwich train this morning. I actually gave Quizno’s a second chance. I stopped by, mostly out of convenience, and got their new “Sammies” which are sandwiches on flatbread pits. You eat them like a taco. Not bad actually. I’m still trying to work up the nerve to ask them to toast my sandwich twice, but I just hate being that guy than needs special service.
But then again, I am the World’s Foremost Authority of Turkey Sandwiches.
I have quite a trip ahead of me this week:
Tues – Late night flight to Vegas
Wed/Thurs – Vegas. None of this bullshit like they had at Paris last time I was there. When I am in Vegas and want a Turkey Sandwich, I expect a fucking Turkey Sandwich. And I will find one.
Fri – Driving to LA. I think I will stop in Barstow and see what they have to offer.
Sat – Disneyland. Does the Magic Kingdom have a magical Turkey Sandwich? We shall find out.