My Boss’s Boss Called Me Out: I Half-assed this Whole Super Bowl Thing

My boss’s boss is a dude named Patrick Daugherty and he’s a pretty big deal where I work.  He’s a VP of something or other – not sure what, now that I think about it.  He’s such a big deal that he actually had the balls to call me out on supposedly “half-assing” this whole vote for the Super Bowl Turkey Sandwich thing.

After a meeting this week, he pulled me aside and said, “Did you get my comment on your blog?”  I said, “no.”  “Well, I left one and I think you really screwed the pooch on this one.  You call yourself a marketer and you give us these boring-ass, no theme Turkey Sandwiches to choose from?  I think it’s bullshit.  And on top of that, you never even mentioned in your post about Perry’s Deli.  I bought you that sandwich and that’s what I get?  Poor form, Stewart, poor form.”

He went on to point out that I could have had a New York Deli-style sandwich where I pile a shitload of Turkey on Rye.  Or I could have done a Turkey Sandwich with some roast beef bullshit like they do in Boston.  Or I could have done something with an Indianapolis theme – not that I even know what that could be – but he thought that would be a good idea.

The fact of the matter is that this is MY BLOG and I can do whatever the hell I want.  When it comes to Turkey Sandwiches, I don’t have to bow to some dude just because he has a couple letters before his name.  I’m the CEO of this bitch and can do whatever I want.

But I am gonna call this whole thing off because you people don’t know what you’re talking about.  The Philly Turkey Sandwich ran away with the voting and I don’t want to make that sandwich.  I’m gonna make that Queso Smothered Turkey Sandwich…Remember?  I’m CEO.

Vote for This Year’s Super Bowl Turkey Sandwich

The Turkey Sandwich Report wants to hear from you.  You tell us what we make for our Annual Super Bowl Turkey Sandwich.  We’ll rock the shit out of whatever sandwich wins and then we’ll show you how to make it.

Here it is: Turkey Bowl 2011

A new tradition here on the Turkey Sandwich Report:  A special report on Super Bowl Sunday – or as we like to call it: The Turkey Bowl.

We went all out this year.  We ventured out in the snow to find the right bread, the right Turkey and the right toppings.  The result is a monstrosity of a Turkey Sandwich.  And let me tell you, we fucking killed it.  This is a crazy good Turkey Sandwich.  My only warning: be careful about over-toasting the bread.

Alright, Let’s do it. Here’s how you make it.