Faux Thanksgiving Turkey Sandwiches have Jumped the Shark

Blame this one on the Paradise Bakery in the B Terminal at Denver International Airport:

Faux Thanksgiving leftover Turkey Sandwiches have JUMPED THE SHARK.

Sorry, Pat’s Philly Cheesesteaks.

Sorry, Marczyk’s Fine Foods.

Sorry, Which Wich.

All of you have really good Turkey/Cranberry/Thanksgiving-type sandwiches.  But Paradise Bakery screwed the whole thing up with a total piece of crap sandwich that has cranberry sauce.

Therefore, I officially declare: these sandwiches have JUMPED THE SHARK and I am officially on a 60 day sabbatical from any Turkey Sandwich that has cranberry sauce on it.